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i blast all the ufos easily and then you know what i do is i go in there and fuck the alein

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Anonymous asked:

not sure if your aware of this but your bio spelt "alien" wrong lol

anon ilu bc you allow me to post this tweet Yet Again >:)

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ered:

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let’s draw a horse

vote for length

leg

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leg

neck

tail

snout

back

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

Good job, everyone!

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eurodynamic:

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MASSEFFECT2:LEGENDARYEDITION(2021) dev. BioWare
-> Joker’s Jump

spongebobssquarepants:

she might be on to something..

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tragedykery:

segamascot:

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[ID: a screenshot of a tiktok with the text, “as a non practicing intellectual”. /end ID]

gaphic:

a small, portable data stick is called a _

flashdrive

jumpdrive

thumbdrive

other (tell us in tags!)

re-dracula:

skenpiel:

supercomputerz:

skenpiel:

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

We could not resist recording this…
One week to Re: Dracula!

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

phossyjaw:

im expecting a lot of “pride month is over, now it’s time for wrath month” posts. that’s cool and all. but july is disability pride month.

pride month is when you’re SUPPOSED to be angry. it’s a celebration AND a riot. that was the best time to get angry. second best time is now. but it’s not wrath month. let disabled people have this.

please get angry with us. please fight with us! we are both losing our rights, if we ever even had them to begin with. please don’t talk over us, especially during our own pride month.

did you know over 10,000 people die a year while waiting to be told whether or not they can receive disability benefits?

did you know while being provided disability benefits, disabled people cannot have more than $2,000 total in their bank account? the average rent for an apartment in the united states, as of last month, is $1,995. per month.

while they want to kill queer people, they want to kill disabled people just as bad. please look out for your disabled friends and family. please look out for those of us who don’t have friends and family. those of us who are out on the streets.

cuuno:

cuuno:

you know that one clip of ryan and shane going in for a handshake and then simultaneously pulling away. that gets me every fucking time

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my description didn’t do it justice this is so fucking good for some reason